Manchester’s Cat Cafe Is Looking For A ‘Human Servant’ To Care For Its Cats

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Manchester’s Cat Cafe Is Looking For A ‘Human Servant’ To Care For Its Cats

Who said dream jobs don’t exist?

Cat lovers rejoice, Manchester’s moggie mansion is looking for a new assistant manager and the role sounds prrrfect.

Photo: Cat cafe manchester

The Northern Quarter cafe shared the job advert, which is written from the perspective of one of its cats, on its Facebook page.

The advert reads:

“Hello I’m Dax and I am currently looking for a new head servant to look after me and all my friends. Your main responsibilities would obviously be feeding me, cleaning my toilet, grooming me, playing with me and giving me unlimited love and attention. Cat Cafe is all about me after all.

“My current head servant says the customers are pretty important too – so you also need to be able to look after them.”

The advert continued:

“Our main job at the cafe is to make the humans who visit us happy. Therefore it would be your responsibility to ensure me and my friends are happy and the customers have a purrfect experience when visiting our home.

“There is also a wider team that serve me who you’ll need to be able to assist with leading on a daily basis. Apparently you’ll have to do super important things like cash up and place orders…. we don’t want to be running out of cat food now do we?!”

Photo: suej2jra

A spokesman for the cafe said the right candidate will need an ‘authentic love of cats and coffee’ as well as a minimum of two years experience in a supervisory role within the hospitality industry.

If you think you’ve got what it takes, click here to join the cafe’s recruitment page.

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